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Yuck indeed, sounds like a bit of a Timmy! Thanks for reading, its all true!

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Such a fantastic story - I was on the edge of my seat!

I've only ever met two tortoises: Speedy had a fluorescent go-faster strip stuck to his shell so that he was easy to find by torchlight in the dark, and when I shared a household with a randy specimen called Felix I learned VERY quickly NOT to leave my shoes on the back doorstep when I came in from the garden, because he enjoyed getting *coughs* messily amorous with any footwear he ever came across. Yuck.

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